nuclear frisson

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the best moment in cinematic history

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diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

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multipack:

70% water 100% bootylicious

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cis-siberianorchestra:

Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope.  I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.

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volvata:

when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”

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egobus:

Brave is a very emotional movie for Clint  

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infauna:

please,
refrain from making your sentences
look as though they’re poetry.
all they are
is illogically spaced sentences
that make you look
like a huge
wanker

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unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

LIFE

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